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shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

harrisdavid912:

I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

koalatea:

IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART

pizzakhaleesi: NO BUT IMAGINE SIRUIS BEING ON BABYSITTER DUTY WITH PETER BUT THEN HARRY DOESNT WANNA EAT THE BABY FOOD LILY LEFT FOR THEM AND THEY START PANICKING AN CALL REMUS WHO ALREADY TOLD HIM THAT "NO SIRIUS I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING TODAY I CANT COME HELP YOU IM SURE YOU'LL DO FINE" BUT THEN AT THE THIRD CALL SIRIUS THREATENS TO TELL JAMES WHO IT REALLY HAD BEEN THAT HAD COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF BURNING JAMES LUCKY UNDERWEAR ONE DAY BEFORE THE FINAL & REMUS FINALLY GIVES IN & GOES OVER (part 1?)

jamespotterstolemyknickers:

ONLY TO HAVE BABY HARRY BE COMPLETELY OBEDIENT AND WILLING TO EAT HIS BABY FOOD AND REMUS GETS FLUSTERED BUT REALLY HE FEELS HAPPY AND SPECIAL THAT HARRY OBEYS HIM SO HE STAYS AND THEN IT’S PLAYTIME BUT HARRY MANAGES TO MAKE HIS TOY BROOM GO FAST ENOUGH THAT THEY CANT CATCH HIM AND THE THREE MARAUDERS SPEND THE NIGHT TRYING TO CATCH A GIGGLING BABY HARRY AROUND THE HOUSE AND WHEN THEY FINALLY DO THEY ARE EXHAUSTED AND THEREFORE CREATE THE HUMAN SANDWICH PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED (part 2)

YOU SHOULD JUST MAKE A LIST OF ALL OF THESE BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING OMFG

"

The thing about being young and having an eating disorder is you experience the honeymoon period. You don’t yet know what it’s like to have one while simultaneously dealing with a mortgage or a spouse. And it almost seems like a harmless thing, because at 15, you picture your life at 18 or 21 or 25 or 30 without the obsession with food or weight. You do it because why would you imagine your future with an eating disorder? It doesn’t make sense.

So you go on assuming the eating disorder will be gone by the time you get to those places in your life, but what you don’t realize is that unless you treat it, it will follow you as long as you let it.

You don’t see Lifetime movies about the adult anorexics and bulimics because nobody wants to admit these things stick with you — not the teens who have dreams of going to college and becoming something important, not the adults who still struggle and have to hide it because of the shame.

So listen up all you young people with eating disorders — don’t kid yourselves into thinking your eating disorder will just end. Get help sooner rather than later, because later may never afford you the same opportunities.

"

— Lydia @ edcynic (via edcynic)

storiessongsandsorcery:

This is insanely useful!

voldesnorts:

harlequin-dreams:

womxxn:

We went to this burger place for lunch (turned out to be a drag bar which was shitty in other ways) but the walls were papered with rolling stones covers and it just really becomes obvious when you see lots of magazine covers next to each other that men are treated as people and women are treated as objects.

THIS PROVES MY POINT SO HARD IT SMASHES YOU IN THE TEETH

GOSH DARN IT I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE

stoned-levi:

And that is how you shop. I just wanted to share this valuable method of money saving with you all.

Here’s the link to that one photo I used: [x]

sonia-nevermind:

sylveonsaccharide:

sonia-nevermind:

sonia-nevermind:

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

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What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

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sixpenceee:

Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.

After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.

WATCH FULL VIDEO HERE